"Tonight we are heading to the degen capital of the world - Patong. Its Amatays birthday, who knows what could happen."
Well fuck me, I wasn't wrong. Last night was one of the most epic nights I have ever endured. It didnt end well with me being pickpocketed by a couple of dirty ladyboys. They got my phone, wallet, about 100 bucks cash and also a slice of my pride. How the hell did they manage that? Well I was blind drunk, was enjoying a kebab whilst walking back to our cab. One came up and started groping me, while the other just stuck her hand in my pocket and bang, there goes the wallet and phone.
Right now I am laughing pretty hard about it, but when I realised last night I was on monkey tilt. It gets even funnier, my friend Daleroxxu was randomly taking photos all night and you wouldn't believe it, we checked his camera and he snapped a pic at the exact time the girl/guy had her hand in my pocket! wtf. The pic is blurry, but here it is.

Pain in the ass because I had to cancel all my credit cards etc and get new ones. Super annoying, but whatever, no-one got hurt, it could have been worse.
They are making the "hangover 2" in Thailand right now, kinda ironic, cos this felt just like it.
6 comments:
Lol that is classic, even better he got a picture of it. But indeed, things could have gone a lot worse, good thing they didnt. Oh well, now you have a great story for life and a picture to go with it hahah
LoL, EPIC!
That is a LadyBoy Badbeat. Could've been worse though; like waking up in the morning with one in your bed....!
Wow thats really sick dont know if I would even let a ladyboy touch me
Pure sickness mate. Patong is probabaly the most degen place i've ever been too in my life!
lol owned and wtf is that shirt?
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